Lawn Mower Man PDF Print
Written by Vince   
Monday, 25 May 2009 09:09

After completing my brick workout yesterday, I came home and decided to mow the lawn. It seems silly to clean up and then get dirty again so I threw on a different shirt and shoes and went out into the yard with my tri shorts on and starting mowing the lawn.

As I pushed the mower back and forth, I realized that the handle was similar in size to a base bar on a tri bike. I thought to myself... "Huh... I bet I could mount a set of clip-ons."

I'm With Stupid

This is where things go down hill. I'm sitting there pondering the idea and decide that I'm going to do it. I remember that I have an extra set in the garage and this idea is now going to become a reality. I get excited because stupidity has no boundaries.

As I go into the garage looking for said aero bars, I realize I sold them. Now I'm stuck with a great prank and no hardware. I proceed to tell my wife about the idea and while she thinks I'm an idiot and said so several times, she liked the idea so I was determined to make this happen.

My wife and I had a list of to-dos which got reorganized in order to take a trip to the local bike shop, CyclePath, in order to see if they'd let me borrow a set of clip-ons. When we arrived I spoke with one of the guys and he said they didn't have any lying around. My heart sank because I really wanted to make this happen. As I was leaving the store, I ran into Joel, the owner of CyclePath Pleasanton. [Yes, I'm plugging their store but without his help, my dream would not have become a reality.]

As we were chatting, I told him my idea and he immediately went to the back of the store where they kept inventory and pulled out a brand new set of Vision Tech bars and said I could borrow them. He seemed more excited by my stupidity than I was.

Now here's the thing -- if you're going to pull off a prank, you can't do it half-assed. So I decided that not only would I mount the aero bars on the lawnmower but I'd get dressed in the full getup in order to really have some fun. I was already envisioning how I would Photoshop the photo in order to take it to an even higher level. And without further ado, I present to you -- Lawn Mower Man:

Lawn Mower Man

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Comments (4)Add Comment
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written by Kat, May 25, 2009
OMG, LMFAO! That is classic! Ahahahahahaha!
LawnMower man
written by wife, May 25, 2009
My husband, the idiot. And I'm an enabler.....
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written by Matt Getting, May 25, 2009
that's great stuff - thanks!
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written by Dewey, May 26, 2009
Niiiiice...

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